A well-known Royal Academician who noticed a drawing of a fish by a pavement-artist asked the man what sort of fish it was supposed to be.....
"Where any of your boyish ambitions ever realized ?"................
Two men, who were visiting a Museum, were seen standing in front of an Egyptian mummy, over which hung a placard bearing the inscription : "B.C. 1187"........
A good - for - nothing city idler had inherited a country grocery store.
Host (doing the honors) : "And that is a portrait of me great - great - grandfather"........